Jokename:---> Are you the next mike Baldwin

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Genre: Educational

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Description: This is a good one to try, but follow the instructions

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>> Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question.
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>> You must answer them quickly. You can''t take your time. Answer all
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>> Let''s find out just how clever you really are....
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>> Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)
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>> First Question:
>> You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
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>> If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong !
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>> If you overtake the second person and you take their place, then you
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>> Try not to screw up next time.
>> Now answer the second question, but don''t take as much time as you
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>> Second Question:
>> If you overtake the last person, then you what position are you
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>> If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again.
>> Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
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>> You''re not very good at this, are you?
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>> Third Question:
>> Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
>> Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
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>> Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30.
>> Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What
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>> Did you get 5000?
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>> If you don''t believe it, check it with a calculator !
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>> Today is definitely not your day, is it?
>> Maybe you''ll get the last question right....
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>> Fourth Question:
>> Mary''s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
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>> Did you Answer Nunu? WRONG!
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>> Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
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>> Okay, now the bonus round:
>> A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush.
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>> By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
>> expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is made.
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>> Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
>> sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
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>> He just has to open his mouth and ask...
>> It''s really very simple.... A bit like you!
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>> PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
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