Jokename:---> Position

Author: Unknown

Genre: Life

Rating: 4

Description: A reasonably clean joke about positions in life.

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> >> A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and
> >>spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted,
> >>"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour
> >>ago but I don't know where I am."
> >>
> >>The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering
> >>approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and
> >> between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
> >>
> >>"You must be in Information Technology," said the balloonist.
> >>
> >>"I am," replied the woman, "how did you know?"
> >>
> >>"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is probably
> >>technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information and
> >>the fact is, I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If
> >>anything, you've delayed my trip."
> >>
> >>The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."
> >>
> >>"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
> >>
> >>"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're
> >>going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You
> >>made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people
> >>beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the
> >>same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my f**king
> >>fault."
>


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